Rank this week’s Netherlander into the top 5!
Well hello there friends
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
My name is Romy I am 17 years old and I promise not to spoil any season finales this week
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
I would like to start this week by asking the most important question in the universe, it's been haunting me all my life
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
What would chairs look like if our knees bended the other way? this is very important please answer
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
I honestly kind of like Mondays, it's 12 and I'm already in my taxi home
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
As a welcome variation to the usual pepernoten and stroopwafels stuff, here's my toast with scrambled eggs and bacon pic.twitter.com/iUxXF9ULc9
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
My mums on holiday so I've got to make my own dinner tonight. Do you guys have any suggestions?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
Nothing too complicated though, I absolutely suck at cooking how will I ever survive living on my own help
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
kaleidoscopes are so incredibly beautiful pic.twitter.com/rgxzR0D74d
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
just look at that. pic.twitter.com/CDUhQt5h2r
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
Time to make burritos. I just really hope I won't poison myself, what if there wouldn't be a Netherlander for the rest of the week??????
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
People running around the streets screaming stealing the last food from supermarkets before resorting to cannibalism
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
Time to open my advent calendar. I am so inCREDIBLY EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS YOU CAN'T IMAGINE
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
We should talk a bit more about me don't you think
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
I'm in my last year of secondary education and I want to study English when I'm done because I love the language and the country
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
and basically because I have no idea at all what I want to do with my life.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
I love cats, tv series, films, books, writing, cats (i really love cats), books (i really love books) and christmas. I love christmas.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
I spend most of my days procrastinating my homework, playing assassins creed or watching supernatural (while cuddling with my cat)
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
I also go to physical training two times a week because I'm in a wheelchair and that's just not really cool.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
'wow romy your life sucks jeez' I kind of like it actually. So, that's me. Who are you? (:
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
'whAT are yoU in a whEELCHair why?' I have a disease that makes me break my bones faster, so my legs have been broken about 23 times.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
'Didn't I see that disease in a movie' yeah you did. If you want to know more: http://t.co/HzNz0IVrOD
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
My sister just texted me saying there's a justborn alpaca trying to walk on Discovery Channel right now, I love my family
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
There are many things in life I still have to learn and saying no to a Harry Potter movie is one of them
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
@PeopleofPEI I hope things will work out good for you guys! (:
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 9, 2013
Anyone else coping with some lovely sleep problems?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
A very good morning! I hope you all didn't freeze to death like I did
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
Time for art class. This is my ~ creation ~ so far pic.twitter.com/M1dqrUBnBx
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh
— Molly (@MollyERA) December 9, 2013
You can tell a lot about someone from the way they arrange their plastic dinosaur collection.
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) December 10, 2013
Imagine your favourite book. It has gained magical powers and is turning the world into spiders. Only you can stop it. Please save us.
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) December 9, 2013
BOOK FACT: If you had the same leg strength of a normal flea, you'd be able to kick a book into space. But why would you do that? Honestly.
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) December 5, 2013
LIFE ADVICE: When someone enthusiastically tells you what they're going to study, be nice to them instead of 'how wilL YOU EVeR GET A JOB'
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
Sometimes I wonder if anybody in history got murdered with a frozen paprika
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
I THINK IT MIGHT BE CHRISTMAS pic.twitter.com/YCJV1uoYWY
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
sO EXCITED pic.twitter.com/zvbMHU1erY
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
I CAN'T HANDLE THE LEVEL OF CHRISTMAS pic.twitter.com/S6sxcLoO3a
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
One thing I really miss in life are ice cream trucks. wHY DO WE NOT HAVE ICE CREAM TRUCKS
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
Rupert Grint bought an ice cream truck from his Harry Potter money, which is definitely one of the reasons I want to marry him
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
@oncreatief JA OMG maar dat is de enige keer dat ik er ooit een gezien heb
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
@oncreatief ja maar Nijmegen is superieur
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
The time has come. Here's a picture of my cat, Sammie. pic.twitter.com/elDYYribL0
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
@ditleven pic.twitter.com/8MQtpxIjNk
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
@ditleven hahahahahah
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
@ditleven ik doe wel een schoen op mijn kat zijn hoofd
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
This is my other cat, Kitty. She's 8 years old. pic.twitter.com/s5HXL2U9g4
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
That was the wrong picture, I'm so sorry! Here she is. pic.twitter.com/FvRcj02ShJ
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
nO WAIT SHIT ALRIGHT HERE'S MY CAT pic.twitter.com/PCbYX5IZ3t
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
So erm yes, my cat. Kitty. pic.twitter.com/8QMXbNJCO6
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
very important and educational gif: http://t.co/kSCQv9cFsr
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
This is my baby, I've got lots of old vinyl that I listen to all day pic.twitter.com/oa0wQ9IrxH
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
In the last year you probably got to know a lot about Dutch stereotypes
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
So I hope I won't shock you too much with this: I don't like kroketten, stroopwafels, pepernoten or hagelslag. You may judge me.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
The worst thing about being in a wheelchair is when my cat's asleep in it and I have to take him out because I have to use it
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
@WeAreAustralia Hello! I am here to say that I love your hair. I dyed it blue once and I miss that so much.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
@Netherlanders Don't ever let anyone dull your colour so you fit in with their black and white world 🙂 x
— Australia (@WeAreAustralia) December 10, 2013
Massive shoutout to @WeAreAustralia for being an absolutely lovely human being!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
This yolk –> !? <– by the way is called an Interrobang is not only a great word but also the best-est punctuation mark *evah*.
— Ireland / Dil (@ireland) December 10, 2013
Imagine: The end of world war III, every country in ruins and hungry, a council gets put together to decide what to do with the earth
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
Every country sends one person to represent them in the council. That person is this weeks curator of their countries' twitter.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
We'd be so screwed. I'm so sorry, I honestly tried to not let them sink our country into the ocean. Anyway, sleep well dear friends!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 10, 2013
Today was one of those days where I snoozed for 2 hours and still got late
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
It's very misty and there's no one outside, am I the only person left in the world? Is this the zombie apocalypse?!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Oh, no, never mind, just saw a guy on a bike.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Holy shit, this mist makes our town church look so incredibly cool pic.twitter.com/oqua9LOebN
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Having breakfast with a friend! (: pic.twitter.com/7mK6SpCk7i
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I ment fog. Not mist. I'm sorry, it's morning I can't even properly speak Dutch
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Imagine a zombie on a bike though, I mean, you could run away but he'd be oN A BIKE
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
@furieus @Dwergtrol oh het spijt me ik wist niet dat er een zoMBIE EXPERT in ons midden was
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I've got a free period, time to watch the Day of Doctor! I love Doctor Who. Do you like Doctor Who? I sure hope you do.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
This is when I would tell you who my favourite doctor is but how does one ever choose between David Tennant and Matt Smith?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Proper fangirl key rings pic.twitter.com/xzAyGzP1b5
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I honestly caN'T WAIT for The Hobbit but I have to wait until Friday 🙁
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Art class. Again. Sometimes I feel like all I do at this school is painting. pic.twitter.com/aXLkHh7Wp3
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Olen jäãkarhu.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
My friend is angry with me because I'm yodeling. School is incredible serious business.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
This fog honestly just makes my life look like a low budget zombie movie, I'm afraid my taxi driver might turn any second
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I thought 'why not challenge myself in the kitchen today' so I'm making hamburgers
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I cut a slice from my hamburger and thought it looked like pacman. Then this happened. pic.twitter.com/htPi62vEJ0
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
This is definitely some quality representing the Dutch country I'm doing on this account.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Is it weird to knock on your neighbours door and ask for apple sauce? I need apple sauce to survive
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Hello friends! Could you please like @Videospelletjes comment on this video? Thanks very much in advance! https://t.co/YNCuT1B1hK
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Before you think it's anything shady, it's so he can win a better laptop to improve his youtube gaming channel! Just trying to help out a fr
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
iend! Character limit is not my friend. not at all.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
— cashcats (@CatsAndMoney) December 10, 2013
Time for life advice at Wednesday evening! I think you should never be unkind or mean to someone just because they like a certain thing.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Even though you don't like that certain thing. This of course doesn't apply when that certain thing is nazis.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
ALSO: You should never be unkind to someone because of something they can't change about themself.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I just really honestly can't wait for Christmas, but there'll be a new Doctor Who episode and a Sherlock mini-episode
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
So I'm a bit scared I'll just cry over my presents and my lovely christmas food
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Are you ever just yodelling the sound of music when someone walks into your room and you feel like you got caught doing something illegal
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I should get a random person on the street to take a picture with me so that I could make you all think I have a social life
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
This is me and some twitter friends though, I do have frieNDS ALRIGHT pic.twitter.com/hMtH6xZzQZ
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Twitter friends are the absolute best though, I've got so many of them and meeting them is always amazing!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Twitter has had a huge impact on my life in the best way possible. I also really feel like eating some sweets. Does any of you have sweets?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
wHY ARE ALL MY FOLLOWERS FROM NEW ZEALAND I AM SO INCREDIBLY JEALOUS DOES ANYONE WANT TO SWITCH COUNTRIES
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
NEW ZEALAND IS FREAKING BEAUITFUL. THANKS FOR THE ATTENTION.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
I NEED TO WATCH THIS http://t.co/gw898LeW70
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
The one thing I hate most in this world is having to dry yourself after a shower
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
You're just like 'I'm so cold I want to put on clothes but I can't because I'm soaked' why is there not a solution for this?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
i wish i was queen of the universe so my servants would dry me after my shower
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
that's what i wish for every year when i blow out my birthday cake candles
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
@furieus vertel het
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
Speaking of being queen of the universe, I am currently reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and you should all read it alright yes
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
@furieus vorige week was tom Netherlander dus die had je dan vast wel ontvolgt
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
@furieus @gewoonmathijs ja anytime! (ik had ook aan van-nhi gevraagd of ze me kon followen met netherlanders i feel u)
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
@furieus @gewoonmathijs oh en dankjewel trouwens!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
@Netherlanders or… Like a massive blow drying room attached to every shower room. By default.
— Juliet Swann (@muteswann) December 11, 2013
I can't wait for the day that I get to use the word 'wicked' in real life
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 11, 2013
today I fought off a hoard of goblins with nothing but a wooden spoon. I think goblins fear kitchen utensils. I also got a hair cut.
— kickthePJ (@kickthepj) December 10, 2013
Good morning! It's about 10 hours too early to wake up
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
My hair is so incredibly soft today. This is an invitation for you all to come over and feel how soft my hair is.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
I'm not really a fan of people that smell like toothpaste and salami at the same time. This is an indirect message to that guy in my taxi
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
@kuhuuuut GEFELICITEERD GURL MAAK ER EEN SUPERTOFFE DAG VAN
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
[BURSTS INTO YOUR ROOM AND SINGS FELIZ NAVIDAD]
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Singing christmas carols with friends in class. It is officially that time of the year 😀
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDID— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
It'd be pretty cool if this account had 4,000 followers by the end of this week (this is a hint) (I will bake you all a cake if it happens)
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
@fleurigheid je twitternaam is zo leuk awh
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Going to the cinema to see the Hobbit with my friend! sO INCREDIBLY EXCITED DON'T TOUCH ME
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
four thoUSAND FOLLOWERS we need to celebrate
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
You will all get a slice of cake and a kiss from me!!! Even if you don't want them. You've got no choice. You are under my control now.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Now you wish you would've read the small letters in the contract you signed when you agreed to follow this account, don't you?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Because I sure wish I did. Did you know every former Netherlander is stuck in a cage in Mozambique? Never going to see their family again.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
It's high price of go pay, sure, but it's worth it if you ask me.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Before you think about unfollowing: Don't. They will send highly trained alpaca assassins after you I am not kidding. Run.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Anyway, here's your slice of cake, enjoy it! pic.twitter.com/Bt0hW2Q2fj
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Sudden realisation: I don't know how to get to the cinema. Oh god. Do you ever just live in a city for all your life and still get lost?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
FOUND IT pic.twitter.com/2fd40tv6YN
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
We are literally the only ones in the cinema besides the staff. What even. i dO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE BTW THIS IS PROOF
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
WE'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONES pic.twitter.com/cbuyWdzNqX
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
LIFE pic.twitter.com/lSicPY6MI6
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
I'VE JUST SEEN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG AND I'M NOT OKAY
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Not kidding when I say it's probably the best film I've ever seen. Ever. And you all hAVE TO GO WATCH IT
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
I sat on the floor for about 10 minutes during the movie because my emotions were so intense I couldn't sit straight
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Things most said during the movie: 'I'd never thought I'd ship this but I do' 'loOK AT HIS FACE' 'OH GOD NO' 'WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING'
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
'HIS HAIR IS SO MAJESTIC' 'I AM NOT OKAY'
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
NOTE TO SELF!!!! VEREY VEREY IMPORTAMT!!!!!!! IMPORTAMT!! remembre to post this twet durimg christmas:
"mackelmore can we go gift shoppimg"
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 6, 2013
Spending the evening with my love pic.twitter.com/KFxLEO92Sk
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Watching a tv serie with my love isn't this a perfect evening pic.twitter.com/myYTDTd9v8
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
This is definitely one of my favourite lps pic.twitter.com/juG8tqPFWy
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
@oncreatief sAME
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
@furieus te veel jou in mijn leven
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
@furieus dat meende ik niet omg sorry
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
I honestly can't wait for this http://t.co/BLPX7Bs1yN
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 12, 2013
Good morning and I hope you all have a nice lovely Friday the 13th without too much misery and death! 😀
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
Books that end with the main character waking up and realising it was all a dream are the wORST
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
It's Friday 13th so let's all think very carefully before we put our sleeves on the line and make friends and plans with opportunist thieves
— Jessie Cave (@jessiecave) December 13, 2013
They handed out these bracelets on my school, they say 'stop homophobia', this is so cool! pic.twitter.com/hEligq80SL
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
It's weekend! This weekend you can expect a lot of procrastinating my homework and generally doing nothing at all!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
Imagine a future where everybody in England has a high-speed broadband connection but, for it to work, one person has to be on dial-up.
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) December 13, 2013
it's so cold outside i could eat a horse
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
i won't eat a horse but
i could
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
SEEING THE HOBBIT TONIGHT I AM SO EXCITED
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
So, do you guys have any plans for this weekend? please talk to me
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
LIFE ADVICE: Never invade Russia in winter. Or in summer. You know what, just don't invade Russia at all.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
@Netherlanders there goes my plan for this weekend
— UwU (@geagiteerd) December 13, 2013
commercial christmas songs and bad geography games on the internet, this is my evening
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
Do you ever just have these moments where you really hope the government doesn't have secret cameras installed in your house
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
Before you think anything dirty, I particularly have those moments when singing and dancing around the living room to Don't stop me now
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
That moment when Roger Taylor is a prettier woman than you are
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
I want bonus points for festive socks pic.twitter.com/ruHU8W4QzZ
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
@Netherlanders you get 5000 extra points
— Roosmarijn. (@tuinbloem) December 13, 2013
guYS I HAVE A THEORY
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
What if, many many years ago, on a planet many lightyears away, there was a war between our universe and all the other universes –
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
in the world. We then won, of course, and we captured all the other universes. The planet decided to keep them in balls,
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
glass balls, because glass was the hardest material that existed on their world. The balls then accidentally got shipped to Earth.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
The other planet fell into chaos and destroyed itself, whereas we merrily accepted the random christmas baubles.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
So every time you accidentally drop a christmas bauble, a hostiLE UNIVERSE ESCAPES AND PLOTS A WAR AGAINST US
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
we are in so much danger i am not okay save your family
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
At the cinema to see the Hobbit. Again. it'S SO WORTH IT THOUGH
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
i am so excited one of these days i am going to explode from excitedism rip me
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
I would like to repeat the statement I made yesterday: yOU HAVE TO SEE THE HOBBIT
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 13, 2013
some sciencey person needs to explain to me how I can still be tired after sleeping for 12 hours
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
My computerscreen broke so now I've got this as a replacement. I feel prehistoric. pic.twitter.com/fPt8CgsKL4
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
Nice! @Netherlanders has reached 4000 followers. Current holder has one more day to reach 5000. You can do it, Romy.
— Elmer™ (@Elmeraculous) December 14, 2013
I asked this on monday morning but you were all asleep then so I'd like to ask it again, the most important question in the universe:
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
What would chairs look like if our knees bended the other way?
this is very, very important, please answer
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
This is a suggestion I once got but the feet are bended the wrong way. What do you guys think? verY IMPORTANT pic.twitter.com/dRlgGrxWc4
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
"@SMillerNL: @Netherlanders the answer is 42" pic.twitter.com/nTqlukpdD4
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
BOOK FACT: The average human being will eat eight books in their sleep each year.
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) December 11, 2013
'It's 11/12/13!' shout the books. 'Calm down,' I say. 'It is only the illusion of order. The universe is chaos.' Some of them start to cry.
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) December 11, 2013
A muppet christmas carol i'm so happy pic.twitter.com/zV9E5p9Zyy
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
if the whole word was naturist, how would we survive winter
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
tackling life's most important issues right here
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
@Netherlanders we'd have to continually migrate around the world in search of summer. Sounds good actually.
— Ollie Clark #FBPE (@ollieclark) December 14, 2013
it'S SATURDAY EVENING I'M GOING WILD
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
watching lord of the rings on the couch with my mother and my cat
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
I WANT A FRIENDSHIP LIKE MERRY AND PIPPINS THEY ARE THE CUTEST
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
this soap looks so good i want to eat it pic.twitter.com/fL53KN8x8i
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
anyone that doesn't cry or at least feel horribly sad at the ending of the return of the king is not human
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
'You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do.'
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
that is actually such an uplifting quote and with that I would like to say good night dear followers tomorrow is my last day :(((
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
I'M SO BAD AT TWEETING ON THE RIGHT ACCOUNT how do you guys do this
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
Anyway, here's the Lord of the Rings quote I painted on my wall, it's so cool (pretend that anime guy isn't there) pic.twitter.com/bdXbsZAR3h
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
I don't trust that liquor with '43 secret ingredients' I mean one of those 43 ingredients could be poop and we wouLD NEVER KNOW
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 14, 2013
why is a friendly reminder never friendly
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
THREE CHEERS FOR INSOMNIA
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
My phone autocorrected cheers to chinese. What is insomnia going to do with three Chinese people?? This is a good concept for a horror movie
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@onblij hoERA
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@onblij heLp
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
'it seems you've forgotten something this weekend, Romy' 'whats that?' ' [childhood best friend's name]'s birthday party. It was yesterday'
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
i feel so bad omg
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
As it is my last day being a Netherlander, I would like to say this:
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
ooooOOOOHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
ooooOOOOOOHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
TAKE MY HAND
WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR
ooooOOOOHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
The Netherlander. Not just a Netherlander. I am the Netherlander. Obey me. Bake me cakes.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Since nothing will happen today, let's talk about aWESOME things I did this year
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
This was definitely one of the best things, Arctic Monkeys live at Best Kept Secret festival in June pic.twitter.com/cbwyZFbQNJ
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Actually went to London i was so happy pic.twitter.com/MVr59y5BVj
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
i think about this shake every day pic.twitter.com/wHVHyPaVlQ
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
It's so difficult to decide who you want to invite to your birthday party???
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
All my friends barely know each other so I'm afraid it'll be awkward but then again they're all cool and life is so difficult
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@Netherlanders beautifully said by Romy©
— Guus (@gspchlr) December 15, 2013
You know that tingly sensation you get in your fingers sometimes
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
that's your fingers wanting to rate me 5 stars on http://t.co/6O8NAt69n5
i'm begigng you
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
I feel so incredibly sorry for people who are allergic to cats, i just want to bring them chocolate and flowers and 'i'm so sorry' cards
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@Netherlanders I feel even more sorry for people who are allergic to cats AND chocolate. Missing out on the best two things in life.
— Maurits (@MauritsVEVO) December 15, 2013
the only Italian I know is 'vittoria agli assissini' and I don't think that'd get me very far in actual Italy
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
I was honestly kind of disappointed there weren't any weird dm's on this account.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
I just grabbed the eggs and this fell out. i aM SO HAPPY pic.twitter.com/Uxj1SA8D0t
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
'17 year old Dutch girl accidentally gets plastic package in pan while baking an egg' tonight on I Shouldn't Be Alive
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
i hope my cat is enjoying this as much as i am pic.twitter.com/25Uj6mYuZm
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
If anyone needs a tv series to watch, I can very much recommend Misfits. (I can't stop watching it)
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
So, for my own interest and the people following on from me – what ticks you off when it's being curated? What has been great? Any Do(n't)s?
— Ireland / Dil (@ireland) December 15, 2013
I wish dragons were real, I could ride a dragon to school. Who needs taxis, eh?
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@furieus ich
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@furieus hoge vijf
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@furieus ik heb zelfs nog nooit een trekje gehad wow
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
gorillaz though
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@furieus yO
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@furieus HIGH FIVE
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
You know, [emotional piano music starts playing] I'll miss you guys. I mean, I've got 574 lovely followers but theY ALL IGNORE ME
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THE ENGLISH WORD FOR ARRETJESCAKE IS 'HEDGEHOG SLICE'
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
I should be studying but I'm watching cooking videos this is my life
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@maxalbers97 omg
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Drinking hot chocolate while listening to the Beatles while writing about the Beatles for my very important school project
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Because sometimes life is just good, eh
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
@perpijn waarom retweet je dingen van thom dit doet pijn aan mijn hart
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Everywhere there's lots of piggies living piggy lives, you can see them out for dinner with their piggy wives ♬ ♪
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
all the other curators are leaving but I am so totally here until 6am tomorrow
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Paul McCartney was late to a Beatles-meeting because he just got up and was taking a bath, and their manager was very angry
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
So George Harrison said 'He may be late, but he'll be very clean.'
(i love this book) (i love the beatles)
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
I would like to share this festive picture of a hedgehog pic.twitter.com/K4JZt8PzRW
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Well, this is your (according to the rating system on the site) favourite Netherlander so far signing off then.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
It has been a lovely week. You guys have been brilliant, thank you so much for interacting and supporting!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
I'll miss you lot, but I'm 100% sure @AnoukPross will be great! Tip: Don't let the followers off their leash. They WILL bite.
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013
Before I go, I just want to say you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!
— NLers: Martin (@Netherlanders) December 15, 2013